An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates."Sorry,"St.Peter says,"but you're in the wrong place."He snaps his finger and the engineer ended up in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there,the engineer starts making improvements.
One day,God phones Satan to ask how things are going.
"Great,"he answers,"We've got central air and escalators now.There's no telling what the engineer will come up with next."
"You've got an engineer?"God says.
"There's been a mistake,send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah,right,"Satan chuckles."Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
(taken from Reader's Digest)
So sardonic and cynical,isn't it???
2 comments:
Haha, yeah true all lawyers are going to hell because the writer of this joke must have paid quite some money to some lawyers.
lol..brilliant!!
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