An engineer is standing outside the Pearly Gates."Sorry,"St.Peter says,"but you're in the wrong place."He snaps his finger and the engineer ended up in hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there,the engineer starts making improvements.
One day,God phones Satan to ask how things are going.
"Great,"he answers,"We've got central air and escalators now.There's no telling what the engineer will come up with next."
"You've got an engineer?"God says.
"There's been a mistake,send him back up here or I'll sue."
"Yeah,right,"Satan chuckles."Where are you going to find a lawyer?"
(taken from Reader's Digest)
So sardonic and cynical,isn't it???
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Loo's Talk
First lesson of biology tuition in 2009 started with some advices,encouragements as well as introduction to several types of studying methods (as expected) from my dear tutor,Mr.Henry Loo.
He actually took half an hour for that,no kidding...He would really make such a good counsellor if he wasn't a teacher.He talked on lots of stuffs,so I'll just quote some of them which what I remember down and inside the bracket is my comment...
"In your upper six life,nothing can be more important than your health,you should make health your priority." (I'm absolutely agree with that..LOL~)
"Bright student never sleep before twelve." (this is what I've been training myself and I'm quite satisfied with the turnout,although sometime i ain't studying...LOL~)
"You guys can never never never take nap,remember that!!!" (I was like...WOW,I'm a little surprised by that,but as some of the papers will be in the afternoon,so we really have to practice out this.)
"Usually thinner guys are more likely to achieve better in their studies!!!" (LOL~I was so so so overwhelmed by the happiness when I listened to this that suddenly my mind isn't thinking about gaining weight anymore...LOL~)
Then he continued by telling us about what happened when he went to Melbourne,one of his student's working as a specialist over there,engagement of his daughter...What impressed me the most was the story about a guy who age two years above us are planning to take up a medical degree.Meanwhile,he has got his pharmacy degree and is under one-year training to be a registered pharmacist.
Stories told by others might or might not be true,I don't know...But by no mean of harm,they have really benefited me a lot..Even if they are lies,what do I lose by listening to that???In this year,I'm looking forward to learn more from him.FFHHEEWWW, don't play play,he is an experienced teacher with over thirty years of teaching experience!! LOL~
P:S Now you know,this loo isn't that loo...lol
He actually took half an hour for that,no kidding...He would really make such a good counsellor if he wasn't a teacher.He talked on lots of stuffs,so I'll just quote some of them which what I remember down and inside the bracket is my comment...
"In your upper six life,nothing can be more important than your health,you should make health your priority." (I'm absolutely agree with that..LOL~)
"Bright student never sleep before twelve." (this is what I've been training myself and I'm quite satisfied with the turnout,although sometime i ain't studying...LOL~)
"You guys can never never never take nap,remember that!!!" (I was like...WOW,I'm a little surprised by that,but as some of the papers will be in the afternoon,so we really have to practice out this.)
"Usually thinner guys are more likely to achieve better in their studies!!!" (LOL~I was so so so overwhelmed by the happiness when I listened to this that suddenly my mind isn't thinking about gaining weight anymore...LOL~)
Then he continued by telling us about what happened when he went to Melbourne,one of his student's working as a specialist over there,engagement of his daughter...What impressed me the most was the story about a guy who age two years above us are planning to take up a medical degree.Meanwhile,he has got his pharmacy degree and is under one-year training to be a registered pharmacist.
Stories told by others might or might not be true,I don't know...But by no mean of harm,they have really benefited me a lot..Even if they are lies,what do I lose by listening to that???In this year,I'm looking forward to learn more from him.FFHHEEWWW, don't play play,he is an experienced teacher with over thirty years of teaching experience!! LOL~
P:S Now you know,this loo isn't that loo...lol
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Nothing Personal
What a sad day today,for the very first time in my form six school life i did not hand in my homework,i got caught!!!Nothing more to say than that I'm seriously unlucky!!!
I guess no one could have better luck than my classmate who had never send in his homework for the past half-year...What displeased me more was her stupid remark..."You all wanna get an A or a F for your (subject) in STPM???(It would be really obvious of who I'm talking about if I name the subject...forgive me^^),if you want to,better finish the homework i gave!!!"
Few things which i would like to point out here to defend my own stand are:-
Firstly,She was asking us to refer to the reference book and then redo the question which logically no one would do that as that's a waste of time.Basically,we'll just copy the question and the answer straight away.
Secondly,I don't think what she said is true...Am i guaranteed to score A if i complete her homework???The answer would be NO!!!
But anyway,i still do her homework because of my obligation as a student...Story continues,i did it,finished it and was waiting for the bell to ring...and all of a sudden she came and talked to me..."Wei Lun,you should have removed to tables behind the classroom.Don't you see there's lots of bird's faeces there???" (the classroom was left empty and uncleaned during school holidays)What's the point of doing so???Am i not intelligent enough to get what's in her mind???Would it be better to clean the floor than to clean the tables???All I did was nodding my head because i really did not wanna get "unexpected" remark from her anymore...
I've now finally understood how my friend used to feel when he was in form 5...and I'm becoming more rebellious like him...LOL~
I guess no one could have better luck than my classmate who had never send in his homework for the past half-year...What displeased me more was her stupid remark..."You all wanna get an A or a F for your (subject) in STPM???(It would be really obvious of who I'm talking about if I name the subject...forgive me^^),if you want to,better finish the homework i gave!!!"
Few things which i would like to point out here to defend my own stand are:-
Firstly,She was asking us to refer to the reference book and then redo the question which logically no one would do that as that's a waste of time.Basically,we'll just copy the question and the answer straight away.
Secondly,I don't think what she said is true...Am i guaranteed to score A if i complete her homework???The answer would be NO!!!
But anyway,i still do her homework because of my obligation as a student...Story continues,i did it,finished it and was waiting for the bell to ring...and all of a sudden she came and talked to me..."Wei Lun,you should have removed to tables behind the classroom.Don't you see there's lots of bird's faeces there???" (the classroom was left empty and uncleaned during school holidays)What's the point of doing so???Am i not intelligent enough to get what's in her mind???Would it be better to clean the floor than to clean the tables???All I did was nodding my head because i really did not wanna get "unexpected" remark from her anymore...
I've now finally understood how my friend used to feel when he was in form 5...and I'm becoming more rebellious like him...LOL~
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Holiday Flashback
Holiday is ending in two more days,here is a summary of what i've done in this one and a half months...
WORKING
I went back to work as a cashier in Tampin Shopping Centre as soon as holiday started,but that kind of feeling was not the same as last year's after i finished my SPM,i had definitely lost all the anticipations.When i was working,all i thought of was just resignation and then of course...my salary...XD...Dealing with different kinds of people,i've learnt to be tolerant and observant...as i've mentioned in my previous post,i've got to know some special people who are ignorant and annoying...Anyway,i'm not going to see them anymore...XD
SUNDAY SCHOOL'S CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION
Christmas was near,so we were all busy preparing for a christmas celebration for the Sunday school kids...There's one thing special about church activities,you don't have to worry that your job wont get done...lol~Brothers and sisters are all very helpful,we did what we could to succeed the celebration.Though there was some technical problems to the projector that day,we managed to handle that with uncle Hanji's help...Surprise for the Sunday school's principal Mr.Chan when a cake was brought out and the Birthday Song was sung...After that,i went out for a drink with church friends and had taken many many many photos that night...
CAROLLING
We sang,we shared,we watched and we ate!!!LOL~The most memorable ones was at auntie ai mei's house,that was the last house we went for carolling on the last day,so we could stay longer there...Auntie aimei and her children are christian but her husband is still a non-christian,but thank GOD for doing his job...YiLin(daughter of auntie aimei) cried when she sang the first song...after that,as we were waiting to sing the next song,Clement,David and I chit-chatted,drinking can wine that contains 14% of alcohol,well,that's much for me..haha...David had two cans but clement and I just had one...A little bit disappointed because we din try the turkey,heard them saying it's hard to get in Malaysia and it costs about RM200++...
MALACCA ONE DAY TRIP
That day was 25th of December,after went to church,i called sikhoe and asked him if he was going anywhere that day and well....he answered no...kinda disappointed,but it's okayy...mom din cook that day,so i called him again to go out for lunch...Having the car parked,we walked to the KFC to have our lunch,10meters away from the door,he said:"How about we go to malacca???"LOL~Don't be surprised,being spontaneous is always his style,we started to call people and finally,Steven and Xiao Han were going with us... we ate some Taiwanese foods there and we watched "The Spirit"...quite lame...LOL~
LAST DAY OF 2008
Despite of spending my last day of 2008 meaninglessly,i went to Nilai with sik hoe as he wanted to bring his stuffs back to college...We were supposed to leave at 11a.m but we left an hour late...After that,we went to Seremban to pick one friend up-Xiao Ting who had just got back from JB...We had "Bak Kut Teh" for lunch aka breakfast...Continued our journey to Nilai inti college... After unloading everything,we waited Xiao Ting as she wanted to bathe,while i just had my forty-winks...Though we were not familiar with the way to MidValley Mega mall,but SikHoe decided to uphold to the "there's-a-first-time-for-everything principle" of himself and went on following the signboards...LOL~Everything went on smoothly until we entered the car park..The car park is confusing with the too-many signboards pointing all the ways,but luckily,no accident and we managed to get a parking without scratching the sedan (expensive ones) beside...Thought to watch a movie but under time constraint,we din watch...XiaoTing also left us to meet with her friends in KL Sentral.We went to shop around instead,you know,there's discount for everything...i got a bag for RM60 and a RM50 G2000 shirt for myself whereas Sikhoe got himself a G2000 shirt for RM143 and a tee for RM65...On the other hand,Saren (our Indian friend) bought two bottles of protein powder that cost him about RM180...We were lucky because on our way back,there was'nt traffic jam..lol~Just took us one and a half hours to reach Tampin,much more sooner then we thought...XD
THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF2008
We went to ice house cafe straight away when we reached,thought to go to A'Famosa for fireworks show but couldn't make it,so i just ordered a choco-coffee ice blended drink and a black pepper fish chop...chit-chatted with few best friends there,talk about what we've done...Two of them were talking to their girl friends on phone...and then,"Happy New Year"!
Went back home after that,din think too much,received and replied messages from friends then after taking my bath,i slept...I've been single for one year^^My new year wish,i hope my friendship with my best friends lasts...then can study really hard...and my parents,sisters and friends are all in good condition~
Lastly,i would like to thank SinYi here...lol~i learn to summarize things like this after i viewed your blog...Thanks!!!^.~You wont charge me for the royalty right???LOL~
WORKING
I went back to work as a cashier in Tampin Shopping Centre as soon as holiday started,but that kind of feeling was not the same as last year's after i finished my SPM,i had definitely lost all the anticipations.When i was working,all i thought of was just resignation and then of course...my salary...XD...Dealing with different kinds of people,i've learnt to be tolerant and observant...as i've mentioned in my previous post,i've got to know some special people who are ignorant and annoying...Anyway,i'm not going to see them anymore...XD
SUNDAY SCHOOL'S CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION
Christmas was near,so we were all busy preparing for a christmas celebration for the Sunday school kids...There's one thing special about church activities,you don't have to worry that your job wont get done...lol~Brothers and sisters are all very helpful,we did what we could to succeed the celebration.Though there was some technical problems to the projector that day,we managed to handle that with uncle Hanji's help...Surprise for the Sunday school's principal Mr.Chan when a cake was brought out and the Birthday Song was sung...After that,i went out for a drink with church friends and had taken many many many photos that night...
CAROLLING
We sang,we shared,we watched and we ate!!!LOL~The most memorable ones was at auntie ai mei's house,that was the last house we went for carolling on the last day,so we could stay longer there...Auntie aimei and her children are christian but her husband is still a non-christian,but thank GOD for doing his job...YiLin(daughter of auntie aimei) cried when she sang the first song...after that,as we were waiting to sing the next song,Clement,David and I chit-chatted,drinking can wine that contains 14% of alcohol,well,that's much for me..haha...David had two cans but clement and I just had one...A little bit disappointed because we din try the turkey,heard them saying it's hard to get in Malaysia and it costs about RM200++...
MALACCA ONE DAY TRIP
That day was 25th of December,after went to church,i called sikhoe and asked him if he was going anywhere that day and well....he answered no...kinda disappointed,but it's okayy...mom din cook that day,so i called him again to go out for lunch...Having the car parked,we walked to the KFC to have our lunch,10meters away from the door,he said:"How about we go to malacca???"LOL~Don't be surprised,being spontaneous is always his style,we started to call people and finally,Steven and Xiao Han were going with us... we ate some Taiwanese foods there and we watched "The Spirit"...quite lame...LOL~
LAST DAY OF 2008
Despite of spending my last day of 2008 meaninglessly,i went to Nilai with sik hoe as he wanted to bring his stuffs back to college...We were supposed to leave at 11a.m but we left an hour late...After that,we went to Seremban to pick one friend up-Xiao Ting who had just got back from JB...We had "Bak Kut Teh" for lunch aka breakfast...Continued our journey to Nilai inti college... After unloading everything,we waited Xiao Ting as she wanted to bathe,while i just had my forty-winks...Though we were not familiar with the way to MidValley Mega mall,but SikHoe decided to uphold to the "there's-a-first-time-for-everything principle" of himself and went on following the signboards...LOL~Everything went on smoothly until we entered the car park..The car park is confusing with the too-many signboards pointing all the ways,but luckily,no accident and we managed to get a parking without scratching the sedan (expensive ones) beside...Thought to watch a movie but under time constraint,we din watch...XiaoTing also left us to meet with her friends in KL Sentral.We went to shop around instead,you know,there's discount for everything...i got a bag for RM60 and a RM50 G2000 shirt for myself whereas Sikhoe got himself a G2000 shirt for RM143 and a tee for RM65...On the other hand,Saren (our Indian friend) bought two bottles of protein powder that cost him about RM180...We were lucky because on our way back,there was'nt traffic jam..lol~Just took us one and a half hours to reach Tampin,much more sooner then we thought...XD
THE LAST 15 MINUTES OF2008
We went to ice house cafe straight away when we reached,thought to go to A'Famosa for fireworks show but couldn't make it,so i just ordered a choco-coffee ice blended drink and a black pepper fish chop...chit-chatted with few best friends there,talk about what we've done...Two of them were talking to their girl friends on phone...and then,"Happy New Year"!
Went back home after that,din think too much,received and replied messages from friends then after taking my bath,i slept...I've been single for one year^^My new year wish,i hope my friendship with my best friends lasts...then can study really hard...and my parents,sisters and friends are all in good condition~
Lastly,i would like to thank SinYi here...lol~i learn to summarize things like this after i viewed your blog...Thanks!!!^.~You wont charge me for the royalty right???LOL~
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